“Cake makers” - Masha P. and Anna I. by Amber Gray for Marie-Claire China
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okay when TVTropes said this song got stuff past the radar i thought it was just going to be in flirty kind of hinting at sex kind of way i didn’t think they were going to literally sing about premature ejaculation and Aquaman’s teeny weenie
#this isnt getting crap past the radar #this is flying the entire russian air force past the radar
WOW, DAMN
Gods Bless Gail Simone
dicks on dicks on dicks
I love these girls so very, very much…
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LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER
YEAR OF THE ARCHER
THIS IS LOVELY
Best friend: Bruce
Lover: Clint
First kiss: Clint
Enemy: Thor
Cockblocked by: Natasha
Killed by: Steve
Loki is somewhere else laughing his fucking arse off.
Best Friend: Natasha
Lover: Loki
First Kiss: Steve
Enemy: Steve
Cockblocked By: Tony
Killed By: BruceI would love to know how this works. Must go see movie, then.
Best Friend: Loki
Lover: Steeeeeeeeeeeve!
First Kiss: Clint
Enemy: Bruce
Cockblocked By: Loki (…dude, you’re a terrible best friend)
Killed By: Tony D:BF: Bruce Banner
Lover: Loki
First Kiss: Loki
Enemy: RDJ
Cockblocked by RDJ
Killed by: Black Widow
This is best. After watching the Avengers, I don’t mind getting my ass handed to me by Black Widow. She is one awesome lady.Best Friend: Steve
Lover: Thor (FUCK YEAH WINNING)
First Kiss: Hawkeye (Not bad, not bad at all…
Enemy: Steve (How?)
Cockblocked by: Hawkeye (Jealous I didn’t stay with him, I bet.)
Killed by: Steve (DUDE WTF STEVE)
Normally I don’t post these, but my results were too ridiculous:
Best Friend/ Lover/ First Kiss: Loki
Enemy: Steve
Cockblocked by: Thor
Killed by: Clint
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